Evolution and Faith is
A marriage Made in
Heaven
Hey fellow Chimps:
Evolution and Faith is
A marriage Made in
Heaven
Look at the advantages of believing in both Jesus and
Charlie Darwin.
Then, dear Christian, you will know how arose
each and every species of plant, animal and microbe and how natural selection
- the law of the jungle or something like it - has a primary role
in the origin of each and every species.
Ahh, now the scales of obsolete worldviews that
may have once clouded your vision and inner wisdom, too, have fallen off
your eyes Now, you see your fellow man as he really is - a chimpanzee.
Now greet your neighbor as some sort of clown, a devil-may-care guy,
a huggable, loveable creature of laughter and frivolity. Just the
very opposite of some bootjack fanatic true believer ready to rape, pillage
and plunder the earth. Yeah, the killer-ape. But the chimpian
Darwinian down-to-earth view of our brothers and sister as harmless, entertaining
chimps fill us with smiles and laughter. Fly away fear.
Hurray for Darwin and his liberating truth!
I can't really see how a modern person can be a complete
and liberated Christian without embracing Charlie Darwin and his ideas.
And once our pride absorbs the shock of kissing up to our brother chimpanzees,
it's laughter all the way home from there.
The real difference between the Old and the New Testament
is simple.
The former is always talking bout a tough tribal God
and his apes of wrath. The New Testament switches over to meek chimps.
Blessed are those clowns for they shall soon be swinging in every
tree.
Sure is hard to see how folks could be a serious Christian
before Charlie Darwin gave us the majestic spiritual insights of his evolution.
Hey, I don't label you a killer ape,
fallen hair, cooly naked - ever driven to
plunder, rape.
No, you ain't nothin' but a impish chimp,
Sailing bove life's happy game, high up
floatin' a Goodyear blimp.
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