SO SERIOUS THEY'RE FUNNY
 

Date: 08-27-95
To: ALL
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu, MATTHEW P WIENER
Subj: Re: Creationism/Evolution
Conf: .religion.christian (1867) Read Type: GENERAL (+)
 
Message-ID: <41qd6l$aie@netnews.upenn.edu>
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
In-reply-to: "David B. Greene" <daveg@halcyon.com>
 

In article <Pine.ULT.3.91.950825221402.16311A-100000@chinook.halcyon.com>, "David B. Greene" <daveg@halcyon writes:
 

>On 23 Aug 1995, Matthew P Wiener wrote:
 
 

>> "David B. Greene" <daveg@halcyon writes:
>> When you get over your Chronic Retard Syndrome, let me know.
 

>"CRS?" I've heard about that.
 

When you care to respond with non-retarded substance, let us know.
 

>> Only a Chronic Retard (with kook potential), would respond to a
>> very nice black-and-white example of a prediction--the actual_
>> distribution of fly species on Hawaii versus their genetics and
>> plate tectonics--by not noticing that the prediction was in
>>fact verified, but point  out the ability of flies to
>>fly. Like duh.
 

>Just because you can't answer a question doesn't mean you have
>to lie about it to save face. Like, uh duh man. Of course the
>question I raised was in regard to your claim that the cladistic
>data based on a molecular clock quantitatively matched the
>geological age of the islands.
 

And the answer was YES. And yes, flies can fly. Like, duh
Now, what's your problem with that? Duh. Come on retard, give us
another one. Like, flies can swim? Uh, yeah, go for it, retard.
 

>> Only a Chronic Retard
>> (with kook potential) would continue to deny the
>>obvious--evolution  *is* a fact.
 

>Would you care to specify *anyplace* I ever denied
>evolution  occured?

Go ahead--affirm it then. Quit being the coy retard.
 
>I can re-post post all the articles if you like (weasel all you
>want, I've got it on tape) in case you are suffering another bout >of "CRS."
 

When did you last make that threat? Six months ago? Like, yawn.
 

>PS: You also claimed that "gravity does not always work." We are
>all still waiting for you to tell us when it does not work.
 

Ah yes, the David Greene random retard generator in action. Yawn.

-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)
 



 
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