Noah's Ark Sunk Again            

                                                         

I picked up this item in the Toronto Globe and Mail yesterday. SeemsJohn Whitmore, a creationist scientist and assistant professor of geologyat Cedarville College, Ohio, will go to any length to plug the many leaksthreatening to sink Noah's Ark.   John thinks dinosaurs were runningaround the Ark.  No problem for Noah since all the Earth's animals werevegetarians before the flood.

Now,  I know the survival of Christianity is at stake here. Forif you have to scare folk to propel them into the Kingdom of God (now andhereafter) you have to maintain the good old-time arsenal of angst-instillin'weaponry of primitive, classical Christianity. Namely, hell, eternal death,excommunication, the frying of Sodom and Gomorrah and mega-drowning niggardlymoderated
by limited salvation of a chosen few, Noah and family.

Besides, Mr. Whitmore is way off base re the dinosaurs adapting carnivoroushabits. Everyone knows that up to the Fall of Adam and Eve the world waspeaceful and calm and them dinosaurs were Flintstone style serene andgentlemanly. In fact, they were the 'in' pets of the day. Only when Eve gothooked by the evil serpent did nature take a nose-dive and dinosaurs stoppedmunching on grass and leaves and, Cain-like, started killing each other anda few mammals, too. As to what then transpired on the Ark, I'm, not sure.Wouldn't Noah been wise just to muzzle Tyrannosaurs Rex and feed himintravenously?
 

... the written code kills, but the Spirit gives life.

                            2 Corinthians 3:6